I Would Like to Return 2020
2 min readMar 24, 2020
In which the author demands satisfaction.
Dear Customer Service,
As noted in my previous emails, which you have neglectfully ignored, I would like to return your product, anno domini 2020, which was shipped defective. Admittedly, I should have never accepted a shipment of your product, but in all fairness, I was asleep when it arrived and someone else signed for it.